Postcards from Sailor - Edition 44
02/15/06 11:14 PM

Well, as you can see I've been a bit detained for a while now, which explains why my plan to crash the Grammies and add a whole lot more than the one I was receiving to my collection fell through.

Peeps here know my not-so-secret habit when I'm out at fast food places by now, I'm sure. Unfortunately it's come to bite me back, so to speak...I'm not sure if my hand's getting larger or the holes in the straw dispenser are getting smaller, but, well, you can see for yourself.

And as for the adornments...I blame that fully on Steph...ask for a little assistance and what happens? She turns it into a photo op! Come to think of it, she reminds me of quite a few reporters I've come across in my time.

At any rate, if I ever get out of this position I'm sure I'll have a /lot/ more to tell you about! Many exciting things on the horizon! Until then, take care...and send the jaws of life or something.

Stay well this week!

Leave it to me to forget the disclaimer after I decided to do it..

Postcards from Sailor is a humorous spoof of the journal of David Bowie...We are not directly associated with the man or bribed by Bowienet in any way; we simply have a twisted sense of humor and way too much free time on our hands. No David Bowies were harmed in the production of this postcard, void where prohibited.